The Funny Pics

A former Hollywood Madame claims Will Smith has hired male prostitutes from her for years. Most believed the blockbuster actor was happily married, but were there signs we should have picked up on?

Tom Cruise Connection
	Will Smith’s awkward public hugging episodes with similarly closeted Tom Cruise should have raised red flags. Maybe Scientology is into swinging both ways if you know what I mean…	1

Softest Rap Star in History
	For Will Smith’s music to sound any softer he would have to bathe in Vagisil and wear flowers. Simply put he’s is the black Barry Manilow of rap music.	2

Kissed Letterman
	When Will Smith kissed David Letterman many thought it was a joke - but this photo clearly shows Will working in some tongue there.	3

Pre-Brokeback Mountain
	Before there was Brokeback Mountain there was Wild Wild West with Will Smith, in many ways Brokeback was far less gay.	4

Overly Muscular Wife / Beard
	Straight men normally are not attracted to women who look ripped like Bruce Lee from enter the Dragon. If Jada Pinkett were any more muscular she’d have to be packing her own dragon.	5

Effeminate Gestures
	The ‘Fresh Prince’ is a little to eager to make effeminate gestures like this unexplainable picture.	6

Enjoys Performing Topless
	Recently only Jenna Jamison has appeared topless more often in movies.	7

HANCOCK
	The superhero movie Hancok’s original title was Everyman only Smith demanded the name be changed to something with cock in it prior to agreeing to star in it.	8

Awkward Marriage
	Will Smith is constantly making awkward displays of affection to Jada Pinkett in public eerily reminiscent of Michael Jackson and Priscilla Presley.	9

Demanding Pre Madonna
	The action star is well known as being a demanding pre madonna on the set of his movies. Before shooting each day he demands both he and his dog fluffums each have a pedicure before filming can begin.	10

The unidentified woman claims that Smith, who has two children with wife Jada Pinkett Smith, “placed his order” for a man after he trusted that she could “guarantee discretion.”

"I had to reassure him over and over that I could guarantee discretion,” she said. “Once I convinced him I could, he placed his order. It was for a man. I had 14 women working for me and two guys. You’d be surprised at how many Hollywood stars requested the services of the guys.”

Smith has not commented on the allegations.

For all we know this whole rumor is B.S. however in the finest tradition of internet reporting we are jumping to conclusions and running on unsubstantiated rumors just like Dan Rather at CBS. The guy does have kids and is married, but so were Rock Hudson, Richard Gere and Liberace.

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